Miss Pickles likes to fire kids up
“Smoky, let me introduce you to the class of Ordinary Elementary. We went on an adventure and I fear I got a little too carried away. Any way you might be able to help us back?”
The grand Firefly tapped her chin, sending sparks chiming in the lantern. “The next volcano is scheduled to erupt in a few hours,” she mused. “But it’s in Hawaii.
You’d have to find someone to fly you back. What time do the children have to be back?”
“By three,” Miss Pickles said.
“Well, that’s a bit of a problem,” the Firefly murmured. She tapped her chin and furrowed her brow. “I can’t think of anything,” she said finally. “I’m afraid we can’t do anything.”
Miss Pickles smiled, but Mason could tell she was getting worried. “That’s all right duckie,” she said. “Maybe next time.”
“But your Flame, they have chocolate!” a tiny Firefly cried, running towards Smoky. The adult Fireflies gasped in fear and clutched at her, trying to silence her. “They have chocolate, ma’am!” she cried. “I’ve seen it with that boy there!”
She pointed at Ralph. Ralph squeaked and draped himself over his backpack.
“Chocolate?” Smoky licked her red lips. Greed filled her eyes. “Really? This changes things.”
“That fat boy there has it!” the little Firefly called as Ralph howled in agony. “I’ve seen it.”
“Bring it to me.” The Firefly was drooling, the drops bursting into smoke as soon as they dropped from her lips.
“NOOO!” Ralph bellowed, clutching onto his backpack. “Not my pies! Not my candy! Not my eclairs!”
“Get up and show them the chocolate,” Don muttered nudging Ralph.
“You idiot, we can go home,” Beatrice snapped, kicking at his backside. “It’s not like you can never see another pie again.”
Ralph shook his head back and forth, clamping his lips so tightly his cheeks turned purple.
“Don’t worry, duckie, we’ll get you another pie,” Miss Pickles said. “Would you mind sharing?”
“MINE!” Ralph howled. “They are my pies! My mother made them for me!” He looked desperately at Mason. “Tell them!”
Mason shook his head. “That’s your pies, not mine,” he pointed out. “It’s your
decision.”
“It’s for the adventure,” Miss Pickles added encouragingly.
Ralph stared at Mason and whimpered. He looked at Don, then Beatrice, then the rest of the children. He gave Jasper a pleading look, then fixed his watery eyes on Miss Pickles.
“You’ll buy me more pie?” he asked accusingly.
“All the pie you can eat, duckie,” she assured him.
“You’ll go broke,” Don muttered.
“And you’ll buy me some chocolate bars,” Ralph asked, his voice quivering. He ignored Don’s exaggerated sigh. “And some cookies too, perhaps? Maybe some chocolate ice cream?”
“We’ll have a sugarfest,” Miss Pickles promised. “You have my word.” Ralph stared at her with his reddened eyes, tears streaming down his face. He cast one last look towards his backpack.
“Ok,” he murmured, climbing off his backpack. “You can have it.” A giant chocolate stain remained on his shirt, and he held it to his face and licked it mournfully.
The Fireflies descended on his backpack, ripping it in shreds as they each grabbed handfuls of sweets. The chocolate cream pie was taken to Smoky, who devoured it in one bite.
“Mmm,” the Firefly breathed, licking her fingers. “I love chocolate.”
Ralph chocked back a sob, watching as she licked each finger slowly.
“Now,” she said, fixing her eyes on Miss Pickles. Her mouth curved into a smile. “There may be something I can do…”
Picture by Marie Rayner














September 29th, 2008 at 10:42 am
What a great way to start the week. Thanks for the fun read!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
The things we’ll do for a sugar fix….
September 29th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Wonderful Duckie! I am hooked. I missed reading your daily installments while I was gone. Hope you are having a great day!
September 29th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Goodness but you’re creative! It’s very inspiring.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Seriously I will do anything for sugar…another wonderful post.
September 29th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I’m afraid I noticed a distinct resemblance between myself and the queen of Blaze!!! I am greedy when it comes to chocolate myself! Loved this latest installment Duckie! I can’t wait to see the rest!You’re so wonderfully talented my girl. Would someone please get the blinkers off their eyes and publish this girl!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
If you keep this up, Borders will lose my business for good
Did you illustrate this too?
p/s
Thanks for the kind words.
p/p/s
Ben sounds like a keeper!
September 30th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Ralph wouldn’t give his pies even if his life depended on them
But a sugarfest changes things completely
Can’t wait to read more and thanks again for the adventure dose!
September 30th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, what a tough choice. You know I love you, Ralph! Even though I love all the jokes about you too, like Don muttering under his breath.
Another great read, M!
September 30th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I waiting for this! Thanks for another great read.
September 30th, 2008 at 7:49 am
I read these stories to my kids and they get so excited when you have a new post – you are very talented.