Christmas Cookies

Posted on December 1st, 2009 in Stories

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Invisible Friends, I’d like to introduce Cookies the Owl from the Land of the Flowered Bed.

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Many of you think he’s cantankerous, arrogant and rude from reading my book.

And that may have been true.

Before Cookies got a friend.

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Meet Crumbs.  He accompanied us home after my booksigning at the Twig.

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Now, Cookies has many friends.  He lives in the Land of the Flowered Bed after all.  But Crumbs is a special friend.

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He’s a Christmas cookie loving owl friend.

You see, Cookies would never admit it, but he loves Christmas cookies.

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He adores Christmas cookies.

He is a Christmas cookie fiend.

From Thanksgiving to New Year’s, Cookies inhales as many cookies as he can get his hands on.

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Snickerdoodles…

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Wedding cookies…

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Oatmeal cookies…

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Gingerbread…

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Cookies and Crumbs love them all.

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You wouldn’t know it, but Crumbs can eat a lot of cookies.

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The cookie-stealing bunny is majorly jealous.

But the funniest part of this whole cookie loving friendship…

The reason I’m revealing this secret to you (without their knowlege…)

Is what happens at night, while they think the world is asleep.

If you sneak in the kitchen…

Late at night, hidden in the shadows…

You’ll hear Christmas music cheerfully playing.

And you’ll see bright lights and smell sugar and icing and cinnamon.

And there in the kitchen, in a whirlwind of cookies and messy bowls and mounds and mounds of crumbs and fallen sprinkles…

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Dance these two little owls, shoving cookies in their mouths as fast as their wings can fly and singing this George Strait song at the top of their lungs…

“I sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar

I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

The ones that look like Santa Claus

Christmas trees, bells, and stars

I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

Now Christmas cookies are a special treat

The more she bakes the more I eat

And sometimes I can’t get myself to stop

Sometimes she’ll wait till I’m asleep

She’ll take the ones I didn’t eat

And put those little sprinkly things on top


Now those sprinkly things just makes things worse

Cause it makes them taste better than they did at first

And they’re absolutely impossible to resist

Some disappear to who knows where

But I make sure I get my share

And those kids just stand there waiting for the ones I miss

Sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar

Sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

She gets mad that they’re all gone

Before she gets the icing put on

Sure do like those Christmas cookies babe

Now there’s a benefit to all of this

That you might have overlooked or missed

So now let me tell you the best part of it all

Every time she sticks another batch in the oven

There’s 15 minutes for some kissin’ and’a huggin’

That’s why I eat Christmas cookies all year long!”

Let me tell you, it’s really hard not to giggle when you spy on this late and night.

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Until they joined the party.

So if you ever have a hankering to see dancing owls singing country Christmas carols and snarfing cookies late at night while a jealous cookie-stealing bunny looks on…

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That’s just Christmas in the Pond.

Stay tuned, Invisible Friends!  Tomorrow we have the final Isadora, a tasty recipe Thursday and a new Dallas Jean Friday!  Stay tuned!

55 Responses to “Christmas Cookies”

  1. Carrie Says:

    Awww, this post is so cute. I really enjoyed reading the little story. The owl is adorable, esp the baby one. It looks just like this penguin I have. And the holiday cookies look so good to eat.

    And thank you for your wonderful comment. I really appreciate it. I’m happy to be done my internship and to be moving home again soon.

  2. donna Says:

    What a wonderful assortment of cookies. How appropriate the name crumbs is. Thats all that would be left on my plate.

  3. Kelly Says:

    Cookies has a partner in crime now huh? Better keep an eye on your sweets!! :)

  4. daisychain Says:

    YUM

  5. Teri Says:

    Those owls are so cute!

  6. Emma Says:

    My favorite is the cookie stealing bunny. Then again, I am partial to bunnies.

  7. blueviolet Says:

    A cookie eating owl who also sings! The pond is a delightful place!

  8. Natashya Says:

    Ahw, cookie time for critters!

  9. QueenBeeSwain Says:

    yes yes yes- wedding cookies are amazing!

    kHm

  10. Scrappy Girl Says:

    The image that popped into my head is adorable…what cute little owls…I love them all!

  11. Ramona Says:

    Cookies and Crumb, too cute.

  12. perpstu Says:

    Aaawwwww! There is nothing cuter than a pair of Christmas cookie loving owls! Absolutely adorable Duckie!

  13. TeresaR Says:

    Cookie-cramming owls are THE best! I’m back in the lad of the blog-reading. Can’t wait to catch up on your stories!

  14. Courtney Says:

    YUMMY!!! I really have to remember to come by your site AFTER lunch!

  15. Kristina P. Says:

    I am having a cookie exchange on Saturday! Can’t wait!

  16. buffalo dick Says:

    Nice cookies! I mean good lookin’ cookies, wait…oh forget it!

  17. Katherine Says:

    Cookies go with Christmas like Apple pie goes with 4th of July…hmmm now that’s a thought…Christmas Cookie Pie!

  18. Cafe Fashionista Says:

    I think Cookies is destined to be my BFF – I too inhale any type of cookie I can get my hands on from Christmas until New Year’s! Love this story! :)

  19. real style real people Says:

    Cookie is cute but Crumb is still my favorite!!

  20. Pam Says:

    Cute post. Now I am craving cookies.

  21. Christine @ Fresh Local and Best Says:

    I love it when cookie-stealing bunny takes the cookie! Yum!

  22. theUngourmet Says:

    My daughter is an owl fanatic! Love the song and the cookies! :D

  23. Nutmeg Nanny Says:

    Awww Christmas in the pond sounds like so much fun! I love all the little creatures :) Kitten Bitten and Jolie would love to attend a Christmas party! Perhaps you should throw one :)

  24. JennyMac Says:

    We have cookie stealing bunnies in this house too…except they are also known as my brothers.

    Crumbs = too cute.

  25. teresa Says:

    mmmm, christmas cookies are one of the best things about the holidays!

  26. Pietro Says:

    Great fun here at the Pond, with this so beautiful post!
    I like all these little nice creatures and the Christmas cookies of course! :-)

  27. Faith Says:

    Your cookies look divine! I especially love the little gingerbread man!

  28. Cheryl Says:

    I love cookies tooooooooooooooooo

  29. heatherlyn Says:

    I love that Christmas song; it’s one of my all-time favorites.

    I love Christmas cookies, too. I’m just not very good at making them. I’m much better at Christmas fudge, and caramels, and other things that are so good I don’t even know where to begin describing them. But the cookies … I just don’t do well. Wish I did. They are sure yummy and fun! And your little owls are just too too cute!

  30. elra Says:

    Crunch … crunch… love Christmas cookies.

  31. Jane Says:

    Cookies and crumbs are very cute and your household sounds magical Duckie. Jane x

  32. Natasha - 5 Star Foodie Says:

    I’m ready for the cookie season!

  33. Marjie Says:

    You and Cookies and Crumb can bring cookies to my house any time!

  34. Lori Says:

    Stuffed animals are the cutest. I keep buying them for my daughters. I keep saying we have too many because they take up so much space… and then I buy more.

  35. Elle Says:

    Cookies and Crumb are too cute.

  36. Sara's Sweet Surprise Says:

    Your little critters are certainly in a festive mood. I will be when those cookies are passed my way! The Mexican Wedding cookies are my favorite. When my sons were toddlers they renamed them *Snowball cookies*. Because every time we would make them together they’d get covered (from head to toe) in powdered sugar. They’d say…”look mom it’s snowing on me”. They’d have a winters blast making those cookies.

    Sweet holiday wishes,
    Sara

  37. Lorraine @NotQuiteNigella Says:

    Aww love your fat little owl! Or is that an oxymoron :D

  38. Jessica Says:

    Gingerbread is my all-time favorite….

  39. Melissa B. Says:

    Oh, that durn Cookie-Stealing Bunny is at it again, huh? Ella Numera Dos spent most of the day baking sugar cookies. My MIL used to call them “cut out cookies.” We’re going to have a major icing party manana…

  40. Angelia Says:

    Those lil cookie stealers are Owls after my own heart. :-)

    Too cute! I love your stories.

  41. Bibiana Bailey Says:

    Oh, no Cookie got a cookie loving friend….there goes your Christmas baking, lol. Such a sweet story. I am thinking about reading it to my little boy, he would love it.

  42. southerncollegegirl Says:

    Gingerbread! Yummmmmm

  43. jenjen Says:

    Ahhh, aren’t Christmas cookies wonderful? I am hoping to do an cookie exchange this year. I wish you could come Duckie!

    XOOX
    Jen

  44. dustjacket attic Says:

    OH how cute. I did like the cookie stealer.
    xxx

  45. Lady Fi Says:

    I’m drooling on my keyboard! Pass me a cookie, please…

  46. megan Says:

    I love Cookie and Crumbs! I would love to play all night singing and eating Christmas cookies. Hoot and Who are such lucky owls. :)

  47. ingrid Says:

    You and my babygirl would get on so well! She has a huge love of all things stuffed especially animals!
    ~ingrid

  48. Dawn Says:

    The visual this gave me just made my day. I will never hear George Strait the same again.

  49. betty manousos Says:

    How great Xmas cookies are! Love yhe pics.
    hugs hugs.

  50. Cakelaw Says:

    Aww, I love owls, and both Cookies and Crumbs have stolen my heart.

  51. MIchelle @ One Crafty Mama Says:

    You are such a Hoot!

  52. Reeni Says:

    They are adorable! What cute names. I want to snarf cookies down with them!

  53. Julie Says:

    I wanna be friends with ‘em too…I love the Christmas cookies!

  54. Kristin Says:

    Cookies and I have much in common!

  55. marie Says:

    Ohhh, I love it, Cookies and Crumbs!!! Only you could come up with the perfect name for Cookies’ partner in crime! I’m with them. I Love cookies too!

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