The Search for the Missing Cookies

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 in Stories

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One day, the Blond Duck decided she wanted a cookie.

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This was not unusual.  The Blond Duck loved cookies.

Only this time, when she went to the cookie jar, there wasn’t a cookie to be found.  Not even a crumb, a speck, a tiny nibble.

It was all too clear what had occured.

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The Cookie-Stealing Bunny had struck again.

“I’ve got two solutions,” the Blond Duck mused to herself.  “I can make more cookies, or I can track the Cookie-Stealing Bunny down and make him return all the stolen cookies.”

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As much as the Blond Duck loved to bake, she loved justice even more.

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So armed with a box of Girl Scout cookies for bait, she set off to find the Cookie-Stealing Bunny.

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“I certainly don’t know where he is,” Queen Bitty sniffed.  “But when you find him, tell him to beware.  He stole my peanut butter puppy cookies!”

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“I don’t know where he is,” Bear said, wuffling in sorrow.  “But he stole my last Pupperoni!   Wuffle, wuffle, wuffle.”

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“I haven’t seen the Cookie-Stealing Bunny,” the Love Pig pondered.  “But if I find him, I’ll shoot him with an arrow for you.  That bunny has got to love something other than cookies.”

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Not even the Glitter Chicks had seen him.  “He won’t come around here no more, no more,” the first chick sang.  “After he stole our cookies, we threatened him with the door, door, door,” sang the second one.  “Now he’s gone, gone, gone,” added the third.

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“Oooh, the Cookie Stealing Bunny is on my bad list,” snarled Penelope the Pig.  “He stole my entire box of Oreos!  The whole box!”

And we all know a pig without Oreos is not a happy pig.

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“We find the Cookie Stealing Bunny to be the rudest bunny in the Pond,” declared the Pink Penguins.  “For he stole our delicious Pink Seaweed Sparkle cookies.”

Not wanting to ponder what a Pink Seaweed Sparkle Cookie was, the Blond Duck moved on to Miss Frizzle and the Yellow Chicken.

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“I knew that bunny was no good,” Miss Frizzle clucked.  “No sir.  He was bad from the moment I laid eyes on him.”

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“Did you know he once stole my birthday cookies?” squawked the Yellow Chicken.  “I didn’t even get a nibble!”

The Blond Duck knew that the Cookie Stealing Bunny had to be somewhere in the Pond.  “Where does one go to hide away and sneak desserts?”  she pondered aloud.  “Of course!  The back of the pantry!”

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And sure enough, perched on a pile of cookies with a great extended belly and crumbs smeared around his whiskers lay the Cookie-Stealing Bunny.  He glanced up at the Blond Duck and groaned.

“I was going to ask for my cookies back,” she said, studying him.  “But you look like you’ve been punished enough.  Do you promise you’ll stop stealing cookies?  And ask nicely?”

The Cookie-Stealing Bunny nodded, holding up his paws.

“Good,” the Blond Duck replied.  “Now, I’m going to go bake some cookies.  You may have some, if you promise to ask and not steal them.”

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The Cookie Stealing Bunny bobbed his head up and down, hiding a smile as the Blond Duck left.

After all, she didn’t see he had crossed his toes.

He was the Cookie Stealing Bunny after all.  And now, he had more cookies to steal….

Stay tuned, Invisible Friends!  Tomorrow we have a new Pet Shop story and Thursday, a new delicious recipe!  Stay tuned!


51 Responses to “The Search for the Missing Cookies”

  1. Jessica @ How Sweet Says:

    You look fabulous in that top picture girl – you are gorgeous!

  2. Connie Says:

    I didn’t take them; I swear, chickee!!! It wasn’t me. Look at the guilty face of that bunny though. I’m squealing on him, the no-good bunny! Hah.
    xoxo,
    Connie
    Darling pix of you…..

  3. Ramona Says:

    All the pond critters are so cute! Bad bunny.

  4. Heavenly Housewife Says:

    Ah that bunny is clever. You just dont understand the motivations of the cookie theif daaaaahling ducky, you see, cookies are what make us tick ;) . We will get them however we can.
    *kisses* HH

  5. Courtney Says:

    I would have stolen all of them too!! I could use a cookie right now!

  6. Channon Says:

    I forgot about the carmel delights!

  7. betty manousos Says:

    You look just gorgeous!
    I love your fairy characters!
    Betty xx

  8. Teri M. Says:

    Wonderful story! I saw the Girl Scouts setting up to sell cookies yesterday and I just got so excited!! :)

  9. write-brained Says:

    LOL–You are so dang cute!!

  10. Scraps Says:

    “And we all know a pig without Oreos is not a happy pig.”

    Hah! Truer words were never spoken :)

    This is why we prefer monkeys, though: they’re happy with banana bread.

  11. Jillene Says:

    Mmmmmm….Girl Scout cookies. I can’t wait until I get mine from my niece!!

  12. Karin aka perpstu Says:

    Mmm…Girl Scout cookies. As much as I love them (there are 10 boxes in my pantry right now) I still prefer homemade! I hope you find your cookies soon!

  13. Nutmeg Nanny Says:

    That pesky little cookie stealing bunny! Hopefully he learns his lesson or a big tummy ache will be in his future :)

  14. daisychain Says:

    Oh my, girl scout cookies. I WISH we had those over here x

  15. Kristina P. Says:

    I am just waiting for my boxes of Girl Scout cookies to arrive!

  16. Debbie in Nashville Says:

    What a cute bunny! I want one. Cute stuff around your house too!

  17. Rachel (S[d]OC) Says:

    Well, you can’t expect the cookie stealing bunny to change his ways overnight.

    A hint for chopping onions should your husband ever be indisposed: Make sure they are cold when you chop them. Then make sure you sharpen your knife first. The sharper your knife, the more your onion fibers will be cut rather than crushed and thus not spill so much of their toxic gasses. If all else fails, light a candle or two and put on goggles.

    I’ve been WAY behind in readin posts these past few days. Super busy all of the time. I have so many stories to catch up with now!

  18. Jenn Says:

    Ugh, what a pain! Cookie Stealing Bunny doesn’t realize how disappointing it is to go for a cookie and then not have any there. Yeesh!

  19. Megan (Best of Fates) Says:

    SAMOAS!! Sigh, my boss gave me a box of samoas last week, except I’m trying to eat healthy (bridesmaid dress fitting) so they’ve been sitting on my couch taunting me. Oh, those samoas. They’re evil.

  20. Cafe Fashionista Says:

    Ah, he crossed his toes! The Cookie-Stealing Bunny is truly the most clever critter on the planet!! :)

  21. Susie's Homemade Says:

    Stealing cookies is a serious offense in my house:-)

  22. Kristin Says:

    I wish a cookie stealing bunny lived in my house and was saving me from myself right now. Ah ha ha

  23. Alice in Wonderland Says:

    A cookie stealing Bunny! I would never have thought of that!
    Love all your animals though!

  24. Denise@TogetherWeSave Says:

    Love your stories… and your a SITS girl too! Exciting.

  25. Kelly Deneen Says:

    That bunny!!! Mmmm cookies.

    I must admit I would eat that Girl Scout cookie too.

  26. Marjie Says:

    Duckie wouldn’t be so foolish as to believe the Cookie Stealing Bunny has changed his ways…

  27. Mary Says:

    You really taught him a thing or two :-) .

  28. Pam Says:

    I am the one that steals cookies in my house. :) Ssshhh, don’t tell anyone.

  29. Jane Says:

    cookies, yum yum, clever bunny ;-) Jane x

  30. Barbara Says:

    I think the cookie bunny has been visiting my house, ’cause there is not a cookie in sight!! Does he have a brother?

  31. buffalo dick Says:

    My wife eats the desserts I fix, after I’ve gone to sleep…next morning a half a pan of brownies are gone!

  32. Juliana Says:

    Stealing cookies? Sounds like me :-) Nice pictures!

  33. Natashya Says:

    I am secretly glad the cookie stealing bunny crossed his toes. :)

  34. Quasi Serendipita Says:

    That bunny is seriously cute! :)

  35. Carrie Says:

    so cute! Now I want some girl scout cookies :D

  36. elra Says:

    Oh, little cute bunny … you don’t have to steal them from her, just ask nicely and politely next time, k?

  37. Faith Says:

    The Girl Scout cookie in that pic has replaced thin mints as my all-time fav Girl Scout cookie! :) The glitter chicks are adorable!

  38. A Whimsical Girl Named Debbie Says:

    You are as cute as a button, my dear! Here’s to us becoming long time blogging buddies!

    http://girlwhimsy.blogspot.com

  39. 5 Star Foodie Says:

    Such a cute bunny – can’t really be mad at him for stealing cookies :)

  40. Julia Says:

    Mmm now I want some cookies, especially girl scout cookies! I’m glad I don’t have any cookie stealing bunnies in my house :)

    xoxo
    FashionEye

  41. Lorraine @NotQuiteNigella Says:

    It wasn’t me that stole the cookies I promise-it was that naughty cookie stealing bunny! :)

  42. Julie Says:

    Can’t blame that bunny at all! Cookies make the world go ’round :)

  43. Louise Says:

    So that’s what happened to the frozen pinwheel cookie dough I had stashed in the freezer. I do hope the Cookie Stealing Bunny shared with the Blond Duck:) and everyone else at the Pond. What kind of cookies did the Blond Duck bake, I wonder…

  44. Marie Says:

    At least he’s cute!

  45. Scraps of Life–the 64 Arts » Blog Archive » Suit Your Surface Says:

    [...] that’s a whole ‘nother story.) The bottom right, however, was inspired by the  Search for the Missing Cookies over at A Duck in Her Pond. The actual line she wrote was And we all know a pig without Oreos is [...]

  46. QueenBeeSwain Says:

    are you quite sure that the cookie bunny isn’t a little gal from the Frozen Tundra?! because I think yes!

    ps- can you pop me an email on your hair- I don’t know if you dye it or not and I am just dying (pun intended!) to have locks like yours!

    xoox

    kHm

  47. Pietro Says:

    He is cute! The Pink Penguins are so funny!

  48. The Pink Tutu Says:

    So precious!! You and the story :) I am wanting some samoas now!

  49. wendiwinn Says:

    personally, i think the glitter chicks did it and framed the bunny. i mean. they just seem the type.

    thanks for visiting my blog!

  50. theUngourmet Says:

    That bunny photo cracks me up every time! :D

  51. Cakelaw Says:

    LOL – cute story.

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