The Waffle Blues

Posted on May 31st, 2012 in Stories

When I woke up this morning,

I had a craving,

A yearning and a needin’ for crispy squares,

I had the waffle blues.

So I fired up the iron,

Cracked the eggs,

Grabbed my blue corn waffle mix,

And got to cooking.

Well, that iron started sizzling,

I started drooling,

Smells of sweet vanilla,

It was heaven on a skillet, I swear.

That little orange light blinked,

And I whipped open that lid,

plopped my blue corn waffle on a plate,

and started chewing before the butter had melted.

I chewed…

And chewed…

And chewed some more…

Until tears splattered my syrup.

Oh the agony!

Oh the injustice!

Oh the pain!

For these waffles were not waffly at all,

They were just plain.

There was no crisp sweetness,

No syrup soaked goodness,

No blue corn tastiness,

No deliciousness of any sort.

So here I sit,

With a cold waffle iron,

And a plate of blue waffles,

That not even Bear would touch.

I got the blues,

the blue corn waffle blues.

I’ll sit here with my syrup,

And sing the blues all night long…

I got the waffle blues.

 

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25 Responses to “The Waffle Blues”

  1. JDaniel4's Mom Says:

    I have to have syrup on my waffles. These look really yummy!

  2. Chewthefat Says:

    I’m confused. What happened? Was it that the blue tortilla mix sucked or the waffle iron wasn’t warm? It sounds like the batter was too dense to get that fluffy lightness inside and the crisp coating outside.

  3. Joanne Says:

    I have waffle blues now after reading this!

  4. misssrobin Says:

    Now I will be craving waffles until I have them. I guess I know what I’m making for lunch.

    I hope you got some yummy waffles soon after. This is a sad story. :(

  5. Channon Says:

    You and the Knight. He loves a waffle… especially with sausage gravy. Ick. Y’all can have my share!

  6. Scraps Says:

    Awww, waffle disappointment has got to be up there with the worst sort of disappointments ever.

    And now I want waffles, too!

  7. Kristina P. Says:

    I love yummy, crisp waffles.

  8. Lady Fi Says:

    I love making waffles from scratch – so easy even I can do it!

  9. gloria Says:

    I love waffles!

  10. Mary Jo Says:

    Oooh, I had waffles too–it was just that kind of morning!

    xo Mary Jo

  11. Carol @ Always Thyme to Cook Says:

    Now I want some waffles. With real maple syrup!

  12. The Dainty Doll's House Says:

    I want waffles now too, I love them! Poor blue ones, how sad!! I hope some fabulous ones come around soon, so he won’t have the waffle blues anymore :) ) xx

  13. Marjie Says:

    Try regular waffles with blueberries in them. Blue Elephant will approve!

  14. Couture Carrie Says:

    Such a cute post!
    Love waffles :)

    xoxox,
    CC

  15. Reeni Says:

    Come visit me here! I’ll make you some waffles! Good, fluffy waffles!

  16. Words Of Deliciousness Says:

    This another cute one.

  17. Pam Says:

    Nothing worse than a plain waffle. Sorry for your waffle blues.

  18. Pietro Says:

    Nice post!
    In Italian: Focaccina dolce che si mangia calda con panna e sciroppo.

  19. vianney Says:

    OMG!! craving waffles now, thanks (smile)!!

  20. Betty Manousos Says:

    still those waffles look great!
    love me some now.

    xx

  21. Natasha Says:

    Mmm. Waffles!

  22. amy @ fearless homemaker Says:

    so sorry that you got the waffle blues, friend. =( have you tried putting shredded hash browns in a waffle iron? so crispity + delicious!

  23. Frugal in WV Says:

    I love waffles, with pure maple syrup, yum :)

  24. Andrea@WellnessNotes Says:

    I haven’t made waffles in ages. Now I want to make some. Topped with fresh strawberries & whipped cream! :)

  25. Kitchen Butterfly Says:

    Aah, we’ll have to find a tasty waffle recipe for you. Sorry dear!

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