Ladyfingers 3
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“I’m so glad you could visit.” The door shut behind Primrose, the red nails twisting. The lock slid, the ominous metallic click echoing in the cold hall. The witch smiled. ”I love your costume.”
Primrose didn’t smile back. ”I’m sure you do.”
“Come in, come in!” If the witch knew she was being rude, she didn’t show it. ”Would you like some cider or cookies?”
“Sure.” Primrose waited, chewing on the inside of her lip. As soon as the witches’ back was turned, her hand slipped into her plastic bucket.
“I’m so glad you came,” the witch repeated, emerging with a tray of iced sugar cookies and orange cup of apple cider. ”I’ve been watching you for awhile now, Primrose.”
Primrose said nothing. She took a cookie but didn’t eat it, just folding it into her palm so the icing stuck to her fingers.
“I feel like you understand things better than most children.” A forked tounge ran over white teeth that looked suspiciously like fangs. ”Do you agree?”
Primrose’s fingers tightened around the cookie. Crumbs sprinkled the tops of her shoes and clung to her tights. ”Why don’t you say what you want to say?”
The witch cackled. ”I do adore your spirit, dear. It reminds me so much of myself.” She crossed the room and cracked the blinds, peering through the shades. ”So many children…” Her stomach rumbled. ”You see, Primrose, I’m quite an old woman.”
Primrose said nothing. She watched as the porcelain hands flicked the shades, grasping the thin metal slats greedily.
“I could use some help. A friend,” she clarified, licking her lips as she turned. ”A friend with lots of little friends. You have friends, don’t you, Primrose?”
Primrose allowed her head to dip down in a nod.
“Perhaps we can come to a deal.” The witch sauntered toward her. ”You can visit with your little friends once or twice a week. In return, I’ll make sure you’re well protected.” Lipstick stained the cracks of the lips that twisted into a ruthless grin. ”It’s a dangerous world. A cruel, cruel world.” She held out her manicured hand. ”What do you say?”
Primrose looked at the witch’s hand. Pulling her hand out of her orange pumpkin, she grasped the cold hard fingers with her own dripping ones. ”Deal.”
The witch jerked back and screamed, but it was too late. Red nails hit the hardwood with the sound of bullet fire, a rat tat tat that made Primrose’s guts twist. The porcelain fingers dripped away as the witch stared in horror at her dissolving arm.
For you see, Primrose’s class had read A Wizard of Oz just a month before. And as an expert of witches, Primrose knew she had to be prepared. As the witch screamed, Primrose shut her eyes and heaved her bucket up. Water splashed and steam hissed as the witches screams melted into the night. Dropping her bucket, Primrose ran out the back door and into the night.
That night, her parents called the police. When they went to question the neighbor, all they found was a black dress and pair of high heels soaked in foul-smelling water. The back door was open, a squashed cookie on the door sill.
Ever since on every Halloween, a woman is found missing the next water. The only clues police have are a puddle of water and an orange bucket with no candy.
Primrose never was a fan of witches.
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October 31st, 2012 at 4:14 am
Perfect Halloween post, darling!
Beautifully written, as always
xoxox,
CC
October 31st, 2012 at 4:16 am
I’m so glad this has a happy ending!!
October 31st, 2012 at 6:24 am
This ending was kick-ass. Primrose totally knew how to handle herself! Happy, happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2012 at 6:43 am
Ahahaha!! Loved this! Go Primrose, the witch hunter!
October 31st, 2012 at 10:00 am
happy halloween!
xx
October 31st, 2012 at 10:07 am
Who is that poor woman that is found missing the next water year after year? You think she’d learn by now. (or are there really that many witches in town?)
October 31st, 2012 at 11:58 am
Good for Primrose. Great way to get the evil witch right out of town xx
October 31st, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Gorgeous story Duckie!! I love a good witch story
October 31st, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I so enjoy your writing, and stop by often to read. I also wanted to thank you for your comments on my new driver post, and the series I’m doing on stuttering. Thanks for sharing your writing with us all.
October 31st, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Cute! Happy Halloween!!
October 31st, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Spooky! And so perfect for Halloween. I like that the Wizard of Oz got it right on how to get rid of witches.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Beautiful! Happy Haloween to you!
November 1st, 2012 at 1:46 am
Very well written, my friend!
Great stuff!
November 1st, 2012 at 7:47 am
I found myself comparing the witch to gangs who make business owners pay “protection fees”, which means you have to pay them off not to rob you. Submit to the witch’s will or she will cast spells on you!
November 5th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Perfect timing for Halloween! And yes… it’s a good thing she saw Wizard of Oz before this encounter