Hello, Inivisible Friends. Queen Bitty here.
Next week, as families gather to rejoice in food and fellowship with glorious tables of pies, turkey, stuffing and hot buttery rolls…
We dogs will be getting the shaft.
Wuffle, Wuffle, Barroo.
I, however, refuse to stand in the face of this injustice. Particularly after the Blond Duck has been revolting on her training. After a bag of tainted dog food made us sick, I had her cooking us homemade chicken and rice with vegetables three times a day. Now, she expects me to eat food OUT of a BAG.
The horror. The injustice. The indignity.
As Queen of the Pond, I decree next Tuesday Dogsgiving– a day for all fuzzy creatures with tails to celebrate Fidos and Fellowship in a delicious manner.
That does not come in a bag, can or include the words ‘kibble’ anywhere.
And I expect pie. Puppy pie. That is all. (Claps paws.)
Does your dog want to come to Dogsgiving? If so, leave a message in the comments or e-mail the Blond Duck as to who is coming and what you will be bringing!
Stay tuned, Invisible Friends! A new fall tale mañana!
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