Hi Invisible Friends. Bear here.
I am not a happy puppy.
Queen Bitty rules the Pond most of the time, but this week has been ridiculous.
After terrifying the Blond Duck into an early New Year’s Eve vet visit, Bitty was diagnosed with several herniated back discs and given a ton of medication. While the Blond Duck was thrilled it wasn’t a stroke or seizure, I was annoyed that she got the bed pillows and to hog the heating pad.
If that wasn’t bad enough, the Blond Duck has been fixing her chicken and rice every night and hand feeding her. I have to eat out of a bowl. Sigh.
Bitty gets praised for walking three steps, while I have to practically tapdance on a unicycle to get a treat.
Sure, I still get to sleep on a giant white pillow that Ben’s mom said is for decor only. Actually, I don’t really sleep on it. I lounge on it before bed, then wedge myself between the Blond Duck and Ben. My perfect sleeping spot is the crook of the Blond Duck’s back.
Too bad she doesn’t like it as much as I do.
But if all else fails, I still have my dolphin.
Now I just have to teach him to cook me chicken and rice.
Stay tuned, Invisible Friends! A new week of whimsy is coming!
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