If I were invisible, I would sneak into people’s houses and peek into their underwear drawers. Then, just for giggles, I’d decorate their ceiling fans with their most scandalous panties.
If I were invisible, I would find a revolving door and skip around and around and around, like my own personal merry go round.
If I were invisible, I’d jump in giant piles of leaves without ever having to rake them up again.
If I were invisible, I’d pick the most serious person in the room and dance spastically behind them, giggling like a maniac.
If I were invisible, I’d ride the elevator up to the Penthouse just to peek inside.
If I were invisible, I’d go into the kitchen of my favorite bakery and pick crumbs off the pies, sneaking a piece or two.
If I were invisible, I’d sneak around the school and leave presents on the desks of kids having a bad day and shove the bullies into lockers.
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If I were invisible, I’d sit in the bookstore all night after it was closed and read every book. Then I’d leave my favorites in a trail for the security men to find.
If I were invisible, I’d go to the mall and try on the elegant dresses, then sashay down to the food court for a impromptu fashion show.
But the best part of being invisible…
Would be helping people, little by little, without them ever knowing it was me.
What would you do if you were invisible, Invisible Friends?
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