If I were Invisible…

Posted on January 22nd, 2013 in Stories




If I were invisible, I would sneak into people’s houses and peek into their underwear drawers.  Then, just for giggles, I’d decorate their ceiling fans with their most scandalous panties.




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If I were invisible, I would find a revolving door and skip around and around and around, like my own personal merry go round.

If I were invisible, I’d jump in giant piles of leaves without ever having to rake them up again.


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If I were invisible, I’d pick the most serious person in the room and dance spastically behind them, giggling like a maniac.

If I were invisible, I’d ride the elevator up to the Penthouse just to peek inside.


If I were invisible, I’d go into the kitchen of my favorite bakery and pick crumbs off the pies, sneaking a piece or two.

If I were invisible, I’d sneak around the school and leave presents on the desks of kids having a bad day and shove the bullies into lockers.


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If I were invisible, I’d sit in the bookstore all night after it was closed and read every book.  Then I’d leave my favorites in a trail for the security men to find.


If I were invisible, I’d go to the mall and try on the elegant dresses, then sashay down to the food court for a impromptu fashion show.


But the best part of being invisible…

Would be helping people, little by little, without them ever knowing it was me.

What would you do if you were invisible, Invisible Friends?

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16 Responses to “If I were Invisible…”

  1. Natasha Says:

    I love the last line of this. I think I would do the same as well. Invisibility has to be my favorite super power.

  2. Erica Says:

    I love this:
    If I were invisible, I’d pick the most serious person in the room and dance spastically behind them, giggling like a maniac.

    We should all do that more (even when not invisible ;) ).

  3. veronica Says:

    Great post. If I were invisible I would finally have a sleepover in a library.

  4. Alethea Says:

    If I were invisible I’d spend the day lounging between my bed and couch enjoying oreos with milk right in front of my children unbothered. Returning SITS luv.


  5. Michelle Says:

    I love the last one, of course…but I would also steal all the animals that are being abused and transport them to my own invisible world. :) ) Tee hee!

  6. Cakelaw Says:

    Hmm, if I were invisible, I would like to mingle with the crowds unnoticed like Harry Potter wearing his invisibility cloak.

  7. Alicia@ eco friendly homemaking Says:

    Oh what a great post! I really have to agree with the one where we could help people without them knowing who it was. I think that would be awesome!!

  8. Ashley Austrew Says:

    Aww, I love the last line of this.

    Is it wrong that I couldn’t help singing that Clay Aiken song “Invisible” in my head while reading this?

  9. Words Of Deliciousness Says:

    I would love to be invisible. I think it would be so much fun, just think of all the things you could do and no one would know it was me.

  10. ladyfi Says:

    Adorable post!

    If I were invisible, I’d tickle sad people on buses.

  11. Melissa @ Fit 'n' Well Mommy Says:

    Love this! Like you, I would help people, if I was invisible, but it would also be fun to tickle very serious and depressed people and make them smile!

    Love your blog! Thanks for stopping by mine!

  12. Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella Says:

    It would be SO fun to be invisible!! :D

  13. Betty Manousos Says:

    loved your post, especially the last lines.

    thanks for brightening my day!


  14. Reeni Says:

    I LOVE this! Especially the one about sneaking into schools! You’re a genius.

  15. JDaniel4's Mom Says:

    I bet they would love finding gifts in their desks.

  16. grace Says:

    leave it to you to do something nice with your invisibility powers. most would strive for world domination. :)

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