If I were Invisible…
If I were invisible, I would sneak into people’s houses and peek into their underwear drawers. Then, just for giggles, I’d decorate their ceiling fans with their most scandalous panties.
If I were invisible, I would find a revolving door and skip around and around and around, like my own personal merry go round.
If I were invisible, I’d jump in giant piles of leaves without ever having to rake them up again.
If I were invisible, I’d pick the most serious person in the room and dance spastically behind them, giggling like a maniac.
If I were invisible, I’d ride the elevator up to the Penthouse just to peek inside.
If I were invisible, I’d go into the kitchen of my favorite bakery and pick crumbs off the pies, sneaking a piece or two.
If I were invisible, I’d sneak around the school and leave presents on the desks of kids having a bad day and shove the bullies into lockers.
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If I were invisible, I’d sit in the bookstore all night after it was closed and read every book. Then I’d leave my favorites in a trail for the security men to find.
If I were invisible, I’d go to the mall and try on the elegant dresses, then sashay down to the food court for a impromptu fashion show.
But the best part of being invisible…
Would be helping people, little by little, without them ever knowing it was me.
What would you do if you were invisible, Invisible Friends?
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January 22nd, 2013 at 4:44 am
I love the last line of this. I think I would do the same as well. Invisibility has to be my favorite super power.
January 22nd, 2013 at 5:16 am
I love this:
If I were invisible, I’d pick the most serious person in the room and dance spastically behind them, giggling like a maniac.
We should all do that more (even when not invisible
).
January 22nd, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Great post. If I were invisible I would finally have a sleepover in a library.
January 22nd, 2013 at 2:53 pm
If I were invisible I’d spend the day lounging between my bed and couch enjoying oreos with milk right in front of my children unbothered. Returning SITS luv.
Blessings~
Alethea
January 22nd, 2013 at 5:06 pm
I love the last one, of course…but I would also steal all the animals that are being abused and transport them to my own invisible world.
) Tee hee!
January 22nd, 2013 at 5:28 pm
Hmm, if I were invisible, I would like to mingle with the crowds unnoticed like Harry Potter wearing his invisibility cloak.
January 22nd, 2013 at 6:20 pm
Oh what a great post! I really have to agree with the one where we could help people without them knowing who it was. I think that would be awesome!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 7:09 pm
Aww, I love the last line of this.
Is it wrong that I couldn’t help singing that Clay Aiken song “Invisible” in my head while reading this?
January 22nd, 2013 at 7:37 pm
I would love to be invisible. I think it would be so much fun, just think of all the things you could do and no one would know it was me.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:29 pm
Adorable post!
If I were invisible, I’d tickle sad people on buses.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Love this! Like you, I would help people, if I was invisible, but it would also be fun to tickle very serious and depressed people and make them smile!
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January 22nd, 2013 at 10:52 pm
It would be SO fun to be invisible!!
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:10 am
loved your post, especially the last lines.
thanks for brightening my day!
xx
January 23rd, 2013 at 5:31 pm
I LOVE this! Especially the one about sneaking into schools! You’re a genius.
January 24th, 2013 at 4:56 am
I bet they would love finding gifts in their desks.
January 28th, 2013 at 12:41 am
leave it to you to do something nice with your invisibility powers. most would strive for world domination.