1) Every day should be started with a big lick of peanut butter.
2) My day is the most interesting day that ever existed and you must listen to every single minute detail of it.
3) Why walk when you can be carried?
4) All beds, couches and soft surfaces are automatically mine.
5) I’m the Queen. Don’t forget it.
Stay tuned, Invisible Friends! A new week of whimsy awaits!
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