The Queen is not Amused
Hello, Invisible Friends. Queen Bitty here.
I know many of you were worried about me after hearing about my incident, but there’s no need. I’m much better.
Things are actually quite enjoyable. The Blond Duck gives me my medicine twice a day (she hides it in peanut butter,but I insist on a treat anyway) and I ride in the Blond Duck’s arms during walks instead of actually having to move my feet. I’m also placed on whatever couch I choose rather than having to jump.
Recently, a bit of unassuming gossip found it’s way to my ears.
Some cretin had the nerve to accuse me of getting….oh, it pains me to say it.
Fine. Chubby.
Plump. Voluptuous. Fat, if you will.
Me, fat?
Never. Perish the thought.
So what if the steroids make me eat a heaping bowl of food a day when before I didn’t even eat a fourth? So what if I eat at least a tablespoon or two of peanut butter every day? So what if I demand chicken and turkey on top of my treats?
I’m a Queen. I deserve it.
And I’m not fat.
So bite me.
Sincerely yours,
An unamused Queen Bitty.
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February 5th, 2013 at 4:04 am
Aw, I’m glad Itty Bitty is on the mend
February 5th, 2013 at 4:44 am
I love Bitty. She may not be amused, but I am. I’m also glad that she’s getting better.
February 5th, 2013 at 6:21 am
Gretchen and I are just relieved to hear that Bitty’s biggest ‘roid complication is her appetite. Sissy got ‘roid “rage” and was a destructive force while on them!
February 5th, 2013 at 6:35 am
Oh so glad she’s feeling better. She is so cute and looking svelte as ever.
February 5th, 2013 at 7:40 am
What happened to the Queen? I missed something. Hope she is getting better.
February 5th, 2013 at 9:05 am
Ahhh glad to hear on the mend! Never fat, just curvy
February 5th, 2013 at 9:31 am
Glad she’s feeling better! I don’t think she looks plump… just cute.
February 5th, 2013 at 10:48 am
Awwwww! Adorable!
February 5th, 2013 at 12:53 pm
The Queen is often not amused. This ‘roid rage too shall pass.
February 5th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
Haha, so cute! xo
February 5th, 2013 at 6:20 pm
Adorable post, darling!
The queen looks rather svelte
xoxox,
CC
February 5th, 2013 at 7:35 pm
Glad to hear Queen Bitty is better. My word who would ever call the Queen fat, I think she looks great.
February 5th, 2013 at 8:28 pm
Queen Bitty is not fat in the least! And I’m not just saying that because she will have me beheaded otherwise
February 5th, 2013 at 8:39 pm
I’m so glad your sweet puppy is feeling better. This is such an adorable post. And she does NOT look like she’s gained an ounce, hehe.
February 5th, 2013 at 8:50 pm
Oh! Bitty is so cute…love all the pictures…always so fun.
Have a wonderful week!
February 5th, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Glad to hear you’re feeling better! Hope you’ll be able to walk soon too!
February 6th, 2013 at 6:11 am
ha ha, this was too funny. Those pictures are always too cute.
February 6th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
She’s not fat, just adorable
February 6th, 2013 at 5:31 pm
I’m happy to hear you’re feeling better Queen Bitty!
February 6th, 2013 at 8:29 pm
What accident?! That dog is too darn cute. Fat? Are you kidding me? She look’s about the right size! I am kinda’ jelly at the fact that you got a Sony digital. I am still working on a new cam and learning more about the Go Pro. Thanks for visiting when I wasn’t around!! (:
February 12th, 2013 at 11:14 am
Oh, no! What happened to your little one?? I hope she is feeling so much better. I love her face!